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On a farm lived a small, smart mouse, who watched everything well with her button eyes. So one day she realized that the farmer was setting up mousetraps and sensed danger. Immediately she went to the other animals to warn her. But they did not take their words seriously. “Do not shout like that,” the chicken told them, “a mousetrap may be a problem for you, but not for me!” The sheep at least showed compassion by saying, “I feel with you and will be with you tonight pray, but that does not affect me. “Finally, there was the cow that could understand her. But that too was dismissive. She just laughed, “Do you think a mousetrap could harm me? Hahaha! So what have I got to do with it? ” Since she could not find an open ear anywhere and certainly could not expect any help, she tripped back into her mouse hole, hiding there in the far corner. She could not sleep because of excitement. So it came that she heard a rumbling in the early morning – the mousetrap was snapped. Shortly after, the farmer’s wife came into the kitchen, who had also heard the noise and now wanted to see if the mouse had been killed. In the dark, she did not initially see that the trap was just theCaught the tail of a poisonous snake. Before she could turn on the light, she was bitten by the snake and loudly began to scream. Immediately, the farmer rushed into the kitchen, saw what had happened, and drove his wife to the hospital, where she was treated and survived the poisonous bite. Only the fever did not want to give way. So he decided to kill the chicken to cook a strong broth. When the farmer’s wife was well again, all the neighbors were invited, and there was a big party. But he had to slaughter his sheep. When the hospital bill arrived, the farmer felt compelled to take the cow to the slaughterhouse to be able to pay for everything.The small, intelligent mouse had watched closely all the happenings and now had their own thoughts: “Why did not they take my warning seriously? Why did not they realize that a problem that one of us has can endanger everyone else? “The Campanologists (Bell Ringers)Campanology Funny Story about Quasimodo and bell ringingQuasimodo was the famous hunch back of Notre Dame.  After his death, the bishop of his Cathedral sent word through the streets of Paris that he needed a new bell ringer.The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and so he went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he shook his head – none were as good as Quasimodo.Just as the bishop was leaving, a man with no arms approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer’s job.The bishop was incredulous. ‘But, you have no arms!”No matter’, said the man. ‘Observe!’ And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the bells.  The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for QuasimodoBut suddenly, rushing forward to head the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window.  Sadly, he died on the the street below.The stunned bishop rushed to the armless man. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, ‘Bishop, who was this man?’ .Campanology Funny Story about Quasimodo and bell ringing’I don’t know his name’, the bishop sadly replied, ‘but his face rings a bell.’ ‡Part 2The next day, despite the sadness of the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.The first man to approach him said, ‘Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you will honour my brother’s life by allowing me to replace him as your esteemed bell ringer’.The bishop agreed to give the man an audition and, as the armless man’s brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.A monk, hearing the bishop’s cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. ‘What has happened? Who is this man?’ the monk asked breathlessly.’I don’t know his name’, sighed the distraught bishop, but…   Campanology Funny Story about Quasimodo and bell ringing Funny story about campanology – Bell ringers . …. ‘He’s was a dead ringer for his brother’. ‡A True Story of CampanologyA true story of campanologyA true story of campanologyA drunk man who fell asleep and got trapped inside a church rang out SOS in Morse code with the bell. When the man awoke in St Faith’s Church in Havant, near Portsmouth, he found the doors locked. Reportedly worried about ghosts, he started ringing out the Morse code for SOS on the church bell, reports Portsmouth Today.As dusk began to fall, he was still ringing for his life but eventually a local resident realised something was wrong. He alerted two Police Community Support Officers who, in turn, contacted church verger Vicki Mockford who came to the rescue. She said, ‘I was called by police saying someone was using the bell as a sign they were trapped. When we found him inside he told us he went into the church to have a sit down but fell asleep. He told the police he had been drinking which may have made him a bit dozy. He looked quite embarrassed about the whole incident when we found him. Maybe after this he might consider taking up bell ringing as a hobby.’ Funny story about campanology – Bell ringers